Dog's Letters To God
Dear God,
Why do humans smell the flowers,
but seldom, if ever, smell one another?
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Dear God,
When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch?
Or is it the same old story?
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Dear God,
Why are there cars named after the jaguar,
the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and
the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog?
How often do you see a cougar riding around?
We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to
rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the Chrysler Beagle'?
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Dear God,
If a dog barks his head off in the forest
and no human hears him,
is he still a bad dog?
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Dear God,
We dogs can understand human verbal instructions,
hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers,
scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields,
and Frisbee flight paths.
What do humans understand? 
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Dear God,
More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.
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Dear God,
When we get to the Pearly Gates,
do we have to shake hands to get in?
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Dear God,
Are there mailmen in Heaven?
If there are, will I have to apologize?
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Dear God,
May I have my testicles back ?
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I don't know about you, but we thought that there were some very funny ones in this collection......we hope that you enjoy them