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BEER VS. VAGINA:1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.One point to BEER2. Warm beer tastes awful.One point to VAGINA3. A really cold beer is satisfying.One point to BEER4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair betweenyour teeth, you may vomit.One point to VAGINA5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene kickyou out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kickyou out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here,depending on your point of view and personal circumstances.I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in onenight and you don't want to drive anywhere.One point to VAGINA7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may suffer.If you eat any p***y in public, you become a legend.One point to VAGINA8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If yousmell of vagina he may buy you a beer.One point to VAGINA9. You normally don't find old beer.One point to BEER10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much vaginaand you'll think you've seen god.One point to VAGINA11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun.One point to VAGINA12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.One point to VAGINA13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed offOne point to BEER14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or acan.One point to BEER15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but it eventually it settlesdown.One point to BEER16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner, ale, lager,etc.One point to BEER17. You always know how much beer is going to costOne point to BEER18. Beer doesn't have a motherOne point to BEER19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you've drank itOne point to BEERFINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEERPS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded orDiscriminated, just remember that Beer would experience none of thoseFeelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER!