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brilor · 06-15-2006, 11:59 AM

Crime Of Thought

Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): "May I address the
court?"
Judge: "Of course."
Defendant: "If I called you a son of a bitch, what would you do?"
Judge: "I'd hold you in contempt and assess an additional five days in jail."
Defendant: "What if I thought you were a son of a bitch?"
Judge: "I can't do anything about that. There's no law against
thinking."
Defendant: "In that case, I think you're a son of a bitch."

06-15-2006, 11:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 69,390 Rep Power: 5142	Crime Of Thought Crime Of Thought Defendant (after being sentenced to 90 days in jail): "May I address the court?" Judge: "Of course." Defendant: "If I called you a son of a bitch, what would you do?" Judge: "I'd hold you in contempt and assess an additional five days in jail." Defendant: "What if I thought you were a son of a bitch?" Judge: "I can't do anything about that. There's no law against thinking." Defendant: "In that case, I think you're a son of a bitch." __________________ {Thanks Sexy Sadie}