Cunnilingus is a real tongue-twister.
How can a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
I don't know why the media is making such a big deal over Bush having trouble with his Generals. Clinton had trouble with his privates.
What do you do if your Kotex is on fire?
You tampon it.
A newly-married couple show up at a hotel and ask for the honeymoon suite. "Do you have reservations? " inquires the receptionist. "Only one," replies the groom. "She won't take it up the ass."
Most males in a men's room are stand-up guys.
A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his entire estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
Have you heard about the new extra-large tampon?
It's called a "Tightwad."
What's the difference between a rooster and a lawyer?
A rooster clucks defiance ...
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