Do you know what the square root of 69 is?
Ate something.
Did you hear about the new course you can take at school?
Yes, Intercourse. You go between periods and you are expected to come.
What's the difference between little girls and big girls?
Little girls get tucked in bed.
How do you cancel an appointment at the sperm bank?
You call them up and tell them you can't come.
What should you do if you come across an elephant in the middle of a jungle?
Wipe it off & tell him you're sorry!
What did the Mexican doctor say to the village nymphomaniac?
"It looks to me like you've has Juan too many."
What's the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
One's a snack cracker, the other a crack snacker!
Jack was nimble Jack was quick.
But Jill preferred the candlestick!
Semen is a term for sailors.
She was only a Carpenter's daughter, and she often got nailed and screwed.
AMBULANCE DRIVERS come quicker.
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