Q: What's worse than a cardboard box?
A: Paper tits!
Q: How is a pussy like a grapefruit?
A: The best ones squirt when you eat them.
Q: How do you tell if a chick's too fat to f*ck?
A: When you pull her pants down and her ass is still in them.
Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again!
Q: Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
A: When you take it off you wonder where her tits went.
Q: Why is it so hard for women to take a piss in the morning?
A: Did you ever try to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich?
Q: What do you call 25 lesbians stacked on top of each other?
A: A block of flaps
Q: What do rednecks do for Halloween?
A: Pump kin.
Q: What is 60 foot long and stinks of piss?
A: A conga in an old people's home!
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and God?
A: God doesn't think he's a lawyer
Q: What's the difference between toilet paper and toast?
A: Toast is brown on both sides.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish porno flick?
A: It's called: " Debbie does nothing."
|