One Liners ...
The secret of life is there is no secret of life.
Life is like a slow soap opera without commercials.
If you can still do at 60 what you did at 20, it means you weren't doing much at 20.
If you don't run, they can't chase you.
The best things in life aren't things.
Q) What did the Alabama teen do with his first fifty cent piece?
A) He married her
Q) What do you call a Korean family with just one dog?
A) Vegetarians
Q)Why is an ugly girl like a bedspread?
A) Because they are both turned down at night.
Q)Why does it take woman longer to have an orgasm?
A) Who cares??
Q)Whats black and white and comes in little cans?
A) Michael Jackson
Q) How did the leper lose the poker game?
A) He threw in his hand.
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