Oldies but goodie, from Johnny Carson's Carnac the Magnificent.
A: Clean air, a virgin and a gas station open on Sunday.
Q: Name three things you won't find in Los Angeles.
A: Black and white and twenty feet tall.
Q: Describe Sister Mary Kong.
A: Gatorade.
Q: What does an alligator get on welfare?
A: Bible belt.
Q: What holds up Pat Robertson's pants?
A: Milk and honey.
Q: What do you get from a bee that has an udder?
A: Ben Gay.
Q: Why didn't Mrs. Franklin have any kids?
A: An unmarried woman.
Q: What was Elizabeth Taylor between 3:00 and 5:00 pm on June 1, 1952?
A: Disjoint.
Q: What was dat hippie smoking?
A: The Laughing Policeman.
Q: What do you call a cop who frisks himself?
A: Dustin Hoffman.
Q: Describe someone cleaning his Hoffman.
A: Until he gets caught.
Q: How long does a United States Congressman serve?
A: Old wives tale.
Q: What do cannibals find hard to digest?
A: Rub-a-dub-dub.
Q: What does a masseuse do to your dub-dub?
A: Shareholder.
Q: What did Sonny Bono used to be?
A: Skalliwags.
Q: What does your skalli do when it's happy?
A: David Frost.
Q: On a cold morning what forms on your David?
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