On their 25th anniversary a couple took a second honeymoon at the same hotel.
As they reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what went through your mind ?"
The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry".
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now ?"
He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."
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