There was once a particular dive bar in Los Angeles that once featured a mirror that could determine if you were telling the truth or not. If you weren't telling the truth you would be sucked in, never to be seen again.
One day had a not-so-lovely brunette come in to the bar. She strolled up to the mirror and declared, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in this bar." And for telling this lie the mirror sucked her in.
Then in sauntered a dopey-looking redhead. She approached the mirror and said "I think I am the smartest girl in the world." And for telling this lie the mirror sucked her in.
Then in came a blonde who strolled up to the mirror and said "I think.." And she was never seen again!
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