Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive,
double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows had
been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet.
Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically
stupid. So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had
told ME last year; namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would
pay for themselves!
Helllooooo"!! (I told him). "It's been a year"!
There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up. He hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about
forgetting the guarantee they made me. Bet he won't underestimate my
intelligence again!
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