I'm so old they've cancelled my blood type. - Bob Hope
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. - Sir Norman Wisdom
Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon...smart too late. -Mike Tyson
You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead. - John Mendoza
As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.- Robert Quillen
People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body. - Geoffrey Parfitt
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