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Patience is a virtue, they also complain a lot when they're in pain.

Money can't buy me love, but "lust" rents out pretty cheap.

Two's company and three's a corporation.
Make Love not warts.
When the going gets tough, explode!

There's no such thing as a stupid question, just the idiot that asked it.

A Rolling Stone gathers no moss and has really big lips.

Complaining doesn't get you anywhere, unless you’re on a plane.

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend and the guy that gave them to her isn't doing bad either.
History often repeats itself, just to rub it in.
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we must defrost the refrigerator