[jungleboy]

A college professor, an avowed Atheist, was teaching his class.
He shocked several of his students when he flatly stated he was
going to prove there was no God. Addressing the ceiling he
shouted:
"God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this
platform. I'll give you 15 minutes!"

The lecture room fell silent. You could have heard a pin fall.
Ten
minutes went by. Again he taunted God, saying, "Here I am, God.

I'm still waiting."

His countdown got down to the last couple of minutes when a
Marine just released from active duty and newly registered in the

class walked up to the professor, hit him full force in the
face,
and sent him tumbling from his lofty platform.
The professor was out cold!

At first, the students were shocked and babbled in confusion.
The
young Marine took a seat in the front row and sat silent. The
class
fell silent, waiting.

Eventually, the professor came to, shaken. He looked at the
young
Marine in the front row. When the professor regained his senses

and could speak he asked: "What's the matter with you? Why did
you
do that?"


"God was busy. He sent me."

One Nation Under God