Did you hear about the army nurse who went to bed eating popcorn? She woke up with a kernel between her legs
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The buxom soprano in the opera fainted and it required four men to carry her off the stage, two abreast
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There's a new book out that contains death notices of famous men and women. It's called Obituaries. The author is writing a sequel. It's called Son of Obituaries
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Rosey and Nina were sitting together sharing their morning coffee. Rosey said to Nina, "Living with my husband is like playing checkers." "How so?" asks Nina. Rosey replies, "Every time I make a move, he jumps me."
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Man on phone: "Say, I got a leak in my basement!" Plumber: "Well, go ahead; it's your basement!"
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The doctor was surprised to find old Mr. Jones sitting on the bed holding up his middle finger and sticking out his tongue. He walked over to the nurse who was taking his vitals. "Excuse me," said the doctor, "but why is Mr. Jones sitting like that?" The nurse replied, "I told him that you were going to want to examine his sexual organs."
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If the seven dwarfs had a cake cut into seven pieces, but with a single cherry in the center, which one would get the cherry? The one who got the first piece
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What is the most romantic thing you can say to someone in a gay bar?
"May I move your stool?"
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What is the similarity between a rattlesnake and a limp penis?
You don't screw with either one
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Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress
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Bachelor: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony
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She was only a Corset model's daughter, and she bustled by day and hustled by night
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Confucius Says ... Woman who go to man's apartment for snack may get tit bit
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