"Look, lover boy, $120 means $120 -- I don't give a shit if that works out to $240 a minute."
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Better get a good laugh at bikinis they're wearing these days, because the way things are going in a little while there won't be anything to laugh at!
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Bill just found out that his wife is pregnant. He did the math, and according to her due date, Bill was out of town at the time of conception. He was amazed. He couldn't believe it. He will finally make it into the Guinness Book of World Records for impregnating his wife via phone sex!
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Did you hear about the gay fellow whose partner of twelve years deserted him? He had been severely depressed for awhile, but he's now holding his own
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A Hollywood starlet, who had been married three years without having a child, complained to her mother: "The big mistake I made was marrying a director instead of a producer!"
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What is a gay masochist?
A sucker for punishment
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What do dirty old men buy Vaseline for?
79 cents, same as the rest of us
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"I like to have a martini
Two at the very most
After three I'm under the table
After four I'm under my host!"
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Birth control pill: The other thing a woman can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant
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A mooning is an ass in the pane
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She was only a Cyclist's daughter, but she peddled it all over town
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Confucius Says ... "Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night"
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