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longwalker · 07-04-2008, 01:44 AM

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he
can't place where he
knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which
she replies, 'I think
you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind
travels back to the only
time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
'My God, are you the
stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on
the pool table with
all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my
butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your
son's teacher.'

07-04-2008, 01:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
longwalker Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Michigan, Oakland County Posts: 6,982	I Think You're the Father of One of My Kids A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, 'My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?' She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.' __________________ When in doubt twirl!