A few funnies.
A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labeled
LSD?'
Granny replies, stuff the pills, have you seen the dragons in the
kitchen?!'
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Little Billy asks his dad for atelevision in his room. Dad reluctantly
agrees Next day Billy comes downstairs and asks,'Dad, what's love
juice?'
Dad looks horrified and tells Billy all about sex.
Billy just sat there with his mouth open in
amazement.
Dad says: 'So what were you watchin'?'
Billy says, ' Wimbledon .'
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A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband,
'I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment.'
He replies: 'Your eyesight is perfect.'
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Wife gets naked & asks hubby,
'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy
body?'
Hubby looks her up & down and replies: 'Your sense of humour!'
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An elderly couple was attending Mass.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband,
'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.'
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