The movie producer traveled all the way to Europe, but returned to Hollywood disappointed. He had contacted the beautiful Italian actress he'd been seeking, all right, but, unfortunately, she refused to come across
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A young producer moving into lavish new offices had his interior decorator on the carpet because she'd forgotten to include a studio couch
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A woman with a past attracts men who hope history will repeat itself
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Your continual unfaithfulness proves you are an absolute rotter," stormed the outraged wife who had just caught her husband for the seventh time in a sportive romp with another woman. "Quite the contrary," came the cool reply. "It merely proves that I'm too good to be true."
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Another form of contraception: Put stones in your shoes. It makes you limp
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A sharp rap on the door startled the two lovers. "Quick, it's my husband," exclaimed the frightened woman. Jump out the window!" "But we're on the thirteenth floor!" the Casanova gasped. "Jump," cried the woman. "This is no time to be superstitious."
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In the days of Queen Elizabeth I, some ladies-in-waiting liked to curl up with a good book, while others were satisfied with one of the pages
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The snooty woman was approached on the dance floor by a man slightly her junior. "I'm sorry," she said in a superior tone, "but I couldn't dance with a child." "Oh, sorry," he said. "I didn't know your condition."
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The new accounts director was dictating a note to her personal assistant. She paused, uncertain about the proper phrasing in the next sentence. "Do you 'retire a loan'?" she asked the young man. "Not when I can help it," he replied with a smile
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Hairy breasts are the hirsute of pappiness
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She was only a Cattleman's daughter, but she couldn't keep her calves together
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Sometimes a woman attracts a man with her mind, but more often she attracts him with what she doesn't mind
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