A blonde walks up to a guy in a blue bathing suit and says, "Did you know your eyes match your swim trunks?" He says, "Why? Are my eyes bulging?"
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Passionate picnickers should bear in mind that some girls are like flowers - they grow wild in the woods
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"Hey, wise guy," complained the mistress to her lover, "what's the big idea? You promised you'd take me to Florida!" "I said nothing of the sort," insisted her gentleman friend. "I merely commented that I was going to tamper with you."
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"Darling," he breathed, after making love I doubt if I'll ever be able to get over you, so would you mind answering the phone?"
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A world-traveling friend who has just returned from Tibet, informs us that in those parts a "coolie" is a quickie in the snow
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In a recent discussion on world affairs, a friend observed the difference between war and peace is there has never been a good war
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"My mother," said the young woman to her date, "says there are some things a girl should not do before twenty." "Your mother is right," said her boyfriend. "I don't like a large audience either."
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There was a young lady named May
Who was asked to make love in the hay
She jumped at the chance
And took off her pants
She was tickled to try it that way!
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Masturbate: To press the meat
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She was only a Carpenter's daughter, but she knows every vise
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