Girls who look good in the best places usually get taken there
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Barbie walked into the living room the other day and caught her boyfriend, Ken, screwing her purse! Barbie said to him, "What are you doing?" "Well Barbie," explained Ken, "I've always wanted to come into money."
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The outraged husband discovered his wile in bed with another man. "What is the meaning of this?" he demanded. "Who is this fellow?" "That seems like a fair question," said the wife, rolling over. "What is your name?"
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In the Middle Ages, people who committed adultery were stoned; today, it's often the other way around
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Verily, a man never knows whether he likes bathing beauties until he has bathed one
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Why is a woman's pussy like a warm toilet seat?
They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you
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She was only a Coach's daughter, and she always made the team
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