* Men would do a much better job of searching for and clipping
coupons.
* Hookers are renamed "Special Stock Girls."
* If you ever were not "prepared", you could always go to Aisle 8
* There's gonna be confusion over Trix on Aisle 3 and "Tricks" on
Aisle 10.
* Clean up on Aisle 10 would take on a whole new meaning.
* Same with the phrase "Freshness Dating."
* Same with "Buy One, Get One Free."
* No one wants to win the One Millionth Shopper award.
* Paper or Plastic or Rubber?
* Some men would still be in the Express Lane
