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Apparently from a newspaper contest where entrants age 4 to
15 were asked to imitate "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey."

* I believe you should live each day as if it is your last,
which is why I don't have any clean laundry because, come on,
who wants to wash clothes on the last day of their life?
-- Age 15

* Give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace
to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money.
-- Age 13

* Democracy is a beautiful thing, except for that part about
letting just any old yokel vote.
-- Age 10

* For centuries, people thought the moon was made of green
cheese. Then the astronauts found that the moon is really a
big hard rock. That's what happens to cheese when you leave it out.
-- Age 6

* Think of the biggest number you can. Now add five. Then,
imagine if you had that many Twinkies. Wow, that's five
more than the biggest number you could come up with!
--Age 6

* As you make your way through this hectic world of ours,
set aside a few minutes each day. At the end of the year,
you'll have a couple of days saved up.
-- Age 7

* Often, when I am reading a good book, I stop and thank my
teacher. That is, I used to, until she got an unlisted number.
-- Age 15

* It would be terrible if the Red Cross Bloodmobile got into
an accident. No, wait. That would be good because if anyone
needed it, the blood would be right there.
-- Age 5

* If we could just get everyone to close their eyes and
visualize world peace for an hour, imagine how serene and
quiet it would be until the looting started.
-- Age 15