[Iceman]

Originally Posted by squirt

One thing in football doesn't make sense. The two-minute warning. What's the big warning? EVERYONE knows you have two minutes to play. A two-minute warning is like when you're in bed with a chick. The phone rings. It's her husband on his cellphone. He says, "Honey, I'll be home in two minutes." Now, THAT'S a two-minute warning!

What pisses me off is the ones that don't call..