Classic Quotes by Will Rogers (1879-1935) US actor, humorist
"A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries."
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"A fool and his money are soon elected."
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"A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while the policeman searches you."
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"About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation."
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"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
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"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even."
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"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
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"America is a nation that conceives many odd inventions for getting somewhere but it can think of nothing to do once it gets there."
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"I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him 'father.'"
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"An economist's guess is liable to be as good as anybody else's."
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"An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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"An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."