OK then!
Catholic Bubba - Each Friday night after
work, Bubba would fire up his
outdoor grill and cook a venison steak.
But, all of Bubba's neighbors
were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they
were forbidden from eating
meat on Friday.The delicious aroma from the
grilled venison steaks was
causing such a problem for the Catholic
faithful that they finally
talkedto their priest.The Priest came to
visit Bubba, and suggested that
he become a Catholic. After several classes
and much study, Bubba
attended mass...and as the priest sprinkled
holy water over him, he
said, 'You were born a Baptist, and
raised a Baptist, but now you are a
Catholic.Bubba's neighbors were greatly
relieved, until Friday night
arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled
venison filled the
neighborhood. The Priest was called
immediately by the neighbors, and,
as he rushed into Bubba's yard,
clutching a rosary and prepared to scold
him, he stopped and watched in
amazement.There stood Bubba, clutching a
small bottle of holy water which he
carefully sprinkled over the
grilling meat and chanted: You wuz born a
deer, you wuz raised a deer,
but now you is a catfish