Mackem jokes
A skint Mackem lass is left with no money after her boyfriend left her. So she prays to God to win the lottery.
After two weeks of watching the lottery results appear on teletext she prays to God again, only this time, she hears a voice from above saying, "Let's meet halfway on this, you Mackem skank, why don't you try buying a ticket?".
the lottery results appear on teletext she prays to God again, only this time, she hears a voice from above saying, "Let's meet halfway on this, you Mackem skank, why don't you try buying a ticket?".
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