Geordies brother passed away so Geordie bought a little wooden cross to put on his grave. When he went to put some flowers on the grave he noticed that the wind had blown the cross over in the night, so he straightened it up and put a wooden chock in to keep it tight.
The next time he went down he saw that the cross had been blown over again and thought to himself, "what am I ganna dee"
He happened to notice a coil of wire lying on the ground that had been left by the cable lads that had been working nearby so he got the wonderful idea to fasten one end of the wire on the cross, and the other to a nearby tree.
That night he went to the Club for a pint. His mate says, "Geordie, I see ye brothers dee'in weel since he snuffed it".
"How de'ya make that oot", says Geordie. :?:
"Well", "ah was passin his grave this mornin and a noticed he's got that digital telly in".