HAHAHAHA brilliant Anna ,if it was up to me i would give you a POD. HEHEHE.
OK....HERE IS MY INPUT......
16) Greggs is everywhere......... also you will see all the bairns (children) with a Byker dummy in their hand....(sausage roll )
27) You think the "Loveshack" bouncers are twats....all bouncers are twats.
37) You've snogged someone in Wet and Wild jacuzzis.....and pissed in them
45) "HAREEET!" it is ..... "HAREEEEET WOR KID"
39) You or your mam has partied on the Tuxedo Princess...... now gone *sobs*
11) For a night out you arm yourself with tabs, bella, and out of date durex........ in my case the flavoured ones so i could chew on the things walking home by myself.
28) You clap at the Great North Runners..... not clap nowadays...laugh.(people only watch it now as they have bets on how many old codgers have heart attacks)sick but true
32) You go the beach and the fair just because its summer, even though its raining....south shields now not seaburn because the mackems/Geordie's like to make fun of the sand dancers.
18) You know of Jimmy Jesus, Dave the Rave, The Durham Big Issue Woman, The dogs who wear the sunderland strips, the Durham Yellow Car........you forgot Gazza`s mat "three belly's"
36) Clubbing in Shields is classy...........you must wear sandals with white socks to fit in.
7) You've heard of/been to the New Monkey...but you had to be under 15 to get in and you got searched for drugs as you where not allowed to take them in....you HAD to buy them in there.(true)...now closed down.(that club is only 4 minutes walk from where i live.
24) You're actually proud of a rusty structure slightly resembling a scarecrow. On a hill. On the A1.....I`M SORRY TO DISAGREE WITH YOU THERE ANNA....it looks like a plane hate crashed and left to get rusty AND MOST PEOPLE HATE IT apart from councilors....see pic.
lastly Anna you forgot one thing...
you know when you re from the northeast when...you know what the Geordie's mean when they chant at footy matches..." WEES KEYS ARE THEESE KEEEEYS!!!"
THANKS FOR ALL OF THESE ANNA. us north-easterners can laugh at our selves.NSBAPOI.
.....Gateshead angel...or crashed plane.