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Originally Posted by brilor
Mackem and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary.
The Mackem yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever.'"
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"
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most mackem girls get buried in a Y shaped coffin.
i have told my wife often enough she can dance on my grave, but i want to be buried at sea.
she says.
she is gonna get me cremated the she is going to get my ashes and sniff then up her nose and say "there you have been up all my holes now."
but we do love to hate each other
