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Originally Posted by konifur2
most mackem girls get buried in a Y shaped coffin.
i have told my wife often enough she can dance on my grave, but i want to be buried at sea.
she says.
she is gonna get me cremated the she is going to get my ashes and sniff then up her nose and say "there you have been up all my holes now." 
but we do love to hate each other  |
And she'll tip your ashes into her hand, blow them off and say, "Well I finally gave you that BJ"