A guy in a pink shirt minces into a gay bar and looks around weighing up the talent.
He spots a well built scouser having a quiet drink at the bar, sidles up to him, nudges him gently and whispers "Can I take you into the gents and give a blow job ?"
The Mackem spins round, punches him in the nose, kicks him in the bollucks, picks him up and throws him through the bar window.
"Bloody hell Mackem" says the barman, "What was all that about?"
"I dunno - he said something about a job!"
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