The perky bride returned home with an ultra-Mod, clear-plastic minidress and held it up for her stodgy husband's approval. "Why, you can see right through it," the astonished husband gasped. "No you can't, silly," she answered. "Not when I'm in it."
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The young reporter was interviewing a woman who had just reached her hundredth birthday. "To what do you attribute your remarkable good health?" he asked. "Well," she said, thoughtfully, "I've always eaten moderately, worked hard, I don't smoke or drink and I keep good hours." "Have you ever been bedridden?" the reporter asked. "Well, sure," said the elderly lady, "but don't put that in your paper."
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The best dressed woman at a recent society ball was the lovely Miss Agnes S. Stevens, whose gown was cut so low in back it revealed her initials.
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"Darling," he breathed, "after making love I doubt if I'll ever be able to get over you -- so would you mind answering the pnone?"
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The coed cutie returned to the sorority house after her first breakfast date at a neighboring fraternity with her steady boyfriend. Asked what she had, she replied dreamily, "Him and eggs."
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