A young blonde, having just returned from a great
week-long vacation in South America, walked into
the local bank and asked about exchanging currency.
The teller said he would try to help her.
After she plopped a huge wad of bills onto the counter,
the teller then counted it, made a phone call,
and returned to count out $27.18.The wide-eyed woman gasped.
"You mean to tell me that's all I get for that mountain of bills?"
"I'm afraid so Miss," replied the teller, "That's the current
rate of exchange according to our foreign exchange section."
"Good Grief!" she hissed, "and I gave that cheap skunk breakfast, too!"
