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Originally Posted by squirt
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Old joke:
Scene: Woman on witness stand, trial for spouse abuse....
Attorney:
Defendant claims you knocked him out. Do you have any defense?
Witness:
Yes, he called me a two-bit whore, which made me very angry.
Attorney:
So, what did you hit him with?
Witness:
A bag of quarters.
