Alternative Phrases **New vs. old**
Alternative PhrasesNew Phrase: I'm not certain that's feasible.
Old Phrase: No fucking way.
New Phrase: Really?
Old Phrase: You've got to be shitting me.
New Phrase: Perhaps you should check with... [Insert name here]
Old Phrase: Tell someone who gives a rat's ass.
New Phrase: Of course I'm concerned.
Old Phrase: Ask me if I give a shit.
New Phrase: I was not involved with that project.
Old Phrase: It's not my fucking problem.
New Phrase: Interesting behavior...
Old Phrase: What the hell?
New Phrase: Perhaps I can work late.
Old Phrase: When the fuck do they expect me to do this.
New Phrase: He's not familiar with this problem.
Old Phrase: He's got his head u
New Phrase: You don't say.
Old Phrase: Eat shit.
New Phrase: Excuse me?
Old Phrase: Eat shit and die.
New Phrase: Excuse me, sir?
Old Phrase: Eat shit and die, mother fucker.
New Phrase:They weren't happy with it?
Old Phrase: What the fuck do they want from me.
New Phrase: So would you like some help?
Old Phrase: Kiss my ass.
New Phrase: I love a challenge.
Old Phrase:This job sucks.
New Phrase: You want me to take care of this?
Old Phrase:Who died and left you boss?
New Phrase: I see...
Old Phrase: Blow me.
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