[Angeldreams]

Originally Posted by Aluli

Alternative PhrasesNew Phrase: I'm not certain that's feasible.
Old Phrase: No fucking way.

New Phrase: Really?
Old Phrase: You've got to be shitting me.

New Phrase: Perhaps you should check with... [Insert name here]
Old Phrase: Tell someone who gives a rat's ass.

New Phrase: Of course I'm concerned.
Old Phrase: Ask me if I give a shit.

New Phrase: I was not involved with that project.
Old Phrase: It's not my fucking problem.

New Phrase: Interesting behavior...
Old Phrase: What the hell?

New Phrase: Perhaps I can work late.
Old Phrase: When the fuck do they expect me to do this.

New Phrase: He's not familiar with this problem.
Old Phrase: He's got his head u

New Phrase: You don't say.
Old Phrase: Eat shit.

New Phrase: Excuse me?
Old Phrase: Eat shit and die.

New Phrase: Excuse me, sir?
Old Phrase: Eat shit and die, mother fucker.

New Phrase:They weren't happy with it?
Old Phrase: What the fuck do they want from me.

New Phrase: So would you like some help?
Old Phrase: Kiss my ass.

New Phrase: I love a challenge.
Old Phrase:This job sucks.

New Phrase: You want me to take care of this?
Old Phrase:Who died and left you boss?

New Phrase: I see...
Old Phrase: Blow me.

LOL - how true!