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    Wink Sexy, Sexy One Liners! LOL!

    A man came up with a new invention, a vibrating tampon. That way a
    woman can be at her best when she is at her worst.

    What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes? Goes-in-tight!

    What does a 72-year-old snatch taste like? Depends...

    What's "68"? You do me and I owe you one.

    What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged!

    How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb? Just one, but it
    takes the entire emergency room to get it out!

    KY Jelly has jumped on the Millennium bandwagon with the slogan for
    their new product: "Y2K-Y Jelly : when you want to put four digits where
    only two could fit before!"

    Did you hear about the male prostitute who got leprosy? He did okay
    until his business fell off.

    What did the Indian say when the white man tied his penis in a knot?
    "How come?"

    How do you piss off Winnie The Pooh? By sticking your finger in his
    honey.

    What do you call a truckload of vibrators? Toys for Twats.

    What do you call kinky sex with chocolate? S&M&M.

    What's the definition of eternity? The length of time between when YOU
    come and SHE leaves.

    Why do we have orgasms? How else would we know when to stop?

    What do Kodak film have in common with condoms? Both capture the
    moment.

    What's the ultimate in rejection? When you're masturbating and your
    hand falls asleep.

    Why don't debutantes go to orgies? There'd be too many thank you notes
    to write.

    There's no business like show business, but there's no job like a
    blowjob.

    What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? They are both used as
    substitutes for meat.

    What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.






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    lmao nice post
    if you dont love me at my worst then you dont deserve me at my best


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    lmao ...
    Why do we have orgasms? How else would we know when to stop?

    but we get multiples so there's no reason to stop lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by midnight caller View Post
    lmao nice post
    Thanks so much, glad you liked it! Appreciate that!






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    Quote Originally Posted by Angy View Post
    lmao ...
    Why do we have orgasms? How else would we know when to stop?

    but we get multiples so there's no reason to stop lol
    Woooooooooooo Hooooooooooooo! Sounds good to me hun! LOL!






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    Talking Funnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyy!!!!!! Honey!!

    A REALLY FUNNY POST HERE BABYCAKES.KEEP EM COMMIN HON. HUGS DARLIN. YOUR SUNNY SKY




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    I don't see anything even remotely sexy about anything there lol










    Christmas is forever, not for just one day, for loving, sharing, giving
    Are not to put away like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf
    The good you do for others is good you do yourself ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by sunny sky View Post
    A REALLY FUNNY POST HERE BABYCAKES.KEEP EM COMMIN HON. HUGS DARLIN. YOUR SUNNY SKY
    Thanks Sweetie, glad you liked it! Hugs!






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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    I don't see anything even remotely sexy about anything there lol
    Is someone cranky tonight? LOL!






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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003 View Post
    Is someone cranky tonight? LOL!
    lmao ... nooooooooooooo lol define sexy ML lol I define it as attractive, alluring, sensual, a positive attribute lol do any of those one liners fit? lol










    Christmas is forever, not for just one day, for loving, sharing, giving
    Are not to put away like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf
    The good you do for others is good you do yourself ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    lmao ... nooooooooooooo lol define sexy ML lol I define it as attractive, alluring, sensual, a positive attribute lol do any of those one liners fit? lol
    Now you are getting me all hot and bothered! LMAO!






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    Quote Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003 View Post
    Now you are getting me all hot and bothered! LMAO!
    lmao ... now THAT is sexy!!! lol










    Christmas is forever, not for just one day, for loving, sharing, giving
    Are not to put away like bells and lights and tinsel, in some box upon a shelf
    The good you do for others is good you do yourself ♥

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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    lmao ... now THAT is sexy!!! lol
    Thank You Hunny, Love you too! LOL!






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