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    Default Advantages/disadvantages of big breasts

    WOMEN WITH BIG BREASTS...

    ..can get a taxi on the worst days

    ..have a neat place to carry spare change

    ..have always been the center of the arts (art)

    ..always float better

    ..make jogging a spectator sport

    ..can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub

    ..have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them)

    ..can find leftover popcorn after a movie

    ..rarely lack for a Slow Dance partner

    ..have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner

    ..know where to look first for lost earrings

    WOMEN WITH SMALL BREASTS...

    ..can always see their toes and shoes

    ..don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public

    ..always look younger

    ..find that dribbled food makes it to the napkin on their lap

    ..can sleep on their stomachs

    ..have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars

    ..know that people can read the entire message on their t-shirts

    ..know that everything more than a handful is wasted

    ..can come late to a theater and not disrupt an entire aisle

    ..can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out.

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    and I so love life being right in the middle lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    and I so love life being right in the middle lol

    Dayuuuum girl - your breasts are in the middle?? Must be tough buying bras. But I love ya anyway. (bada bum!!!)

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    lmao ... you'd rather I have one on each side??? lol they're right where they need to be lol you'd like them just fine lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    they're right where they need to be lol you'd like them just fine lol

    Gorgeous Gal - of that I have absolutely NO doubt!!!!!

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    there's no such thing as bad boobies, is there? lol










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    Quote Originally Posted by squirt View Post
    there's no such thing as bad boobies, is there? lol

    It's sorta the same as I've always said about sex - the worst I ever had was just absolutely FANTASTIC.

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    lmao ... sex and boobies are like pizza, even when they're bad, they're still pretty good? lol unless they're old boobies lol










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