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    Default Quit bitchin' - she DID return your truck didn't she?

    MAN'S SELF-PRESERVATION RULE NO. 203:
    Always get your truck back before you dump her.



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    Blue Kentucky highway headin' for the line
    She hadn't said a word all night but the wheels are turnin' in her mind
    Now I was ridin' shotgun and I knew things had gone awry
    Just as soon as she dropped me off at the side of the road
    and she let that gravel fly

    Now I'm walkin' in the moonlight seein' nothin' but the taillights
    And that's a pair of taillights I may never see again
    She hit me with the left and right showin' me nothin' but the taillights
    And that's about as lonely as the highway's ever been
    Back here with my thumb out in the wind

    Was it somethin' that I did to her or the things I never said
    I wonder if the way we were was only in my head
    Now if I even make it back to town before the sun comes up
    I'm gonna hit every parking spot around 'til I find that pick-up truck

    Now I'm talkin' in the moonlight seein' nothin' but the taillights
    And that's a pair of taillights I may never see again
    She hit me with the left and right showin' me nothin' but the taillights
    And that's about as lonely as a highway's ever been
    Stuck here with my thumb out in the wind

    Well I'll bet right now she's laughin' at how she brought me to my knees
    But she won't be laughin' half as loud when she gives me back my keys

    She'll be walkin' in the moonlight seein' nothin' but the taillights
    And that's a pair of taillights she won't ever see again
    She hit me with a left and right and with nothin' but the taillights
    And I know that's about as lonely as a highway's ever been
    Back here with my thumb out in the wind

    There she goes Here I come










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