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It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night
  She used to call me baby... I thought she was such a lady
But my how things have changed since times moved on I gave her my last dollar... And now all she'll do is holler Oh my life has become a country song I've learned she can resist me by the way she always disses me And comes to bed at night, with that cold cream on Sometimes I might feel frisky but these days it's just too risky It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long All day Long It goes all day long If a tree fell in the forest, She didn't hear it, would I still be wrong I guess I should admit it She ain't never gonna quit it It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long Man I remember when her eyes used to be so blue and shiny God you oughtta see what's happened to her hiney (Her what?) her hiney Man that thing is big enough to land a small plane on. (Small plane?) I'm tellin' ya I used to roll her in the the clover, (mmm hmm) but my god those days are over (Hallelulia!) It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long All day Long She goes all day long If some day they drop the big one, I'd say sweet Jesus, She's gonna finally leave me alone It's all right if we say it 'cause the radio won't play it. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long D It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long 
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 the other thing that I took away from all that marriage counseling is that nothing is going to be different tomorrow if you don't make a change today, so I started changing my actions and reactions and that really got his attention lol 
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