The Italian Honeymoon!

mountainlion20032003 · 08-26-2007, 12:24 AM

After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride,
Virginia, Luigi stopped in his New York neighborhood barbershop to say hello
to his friends.

Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi. How was a da treep?"

Luigi said, "Ever'thing was a perfect except for da train a ride down."

"What'a you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni.

"Well, we boarda da train at Grand Centrala Station. My beautifula
Virginia had packed a biga basket a food with vino and cigars for a me, and
a we were looking a 'forward to da trip. All was OK until we gotta
hungry and opened up a da luncha basket.

"The conductor came by, wagged his a finger at us and a say, 'No eat in
dese'a car. Must'a use'a dining car.'

"So, me and my beautiful'a Virginia, we go to dining car, eat a big'a
lunch and begin to open'a bottle of vino. Conductor come again, wag
his'a finger and say, 'No drink'a in dese'a car. Must'a use'a club'a car.'

"So we go to club'a car. While'a drinking vino, I start to light'a my
big'a cigar. The conductor, he wag'a his finger again and say, 'No
smoke'a in dese'a car. Must'a go to smoker car.'

"We go to smoker car and I smoke'a my cigar. Later, my beautiful
Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car and'a go to bed. We just about to have'a
sex and the conductor, he come'a through car yelling, 'NO-FOLK'A,
VIRGINIA!'

"Next'a time, Ima driva down!!"

brilor · 09-07-2007, 07:32 AM

On their 25th anniversary a couple took a second honeymoon at the same hotel.
As they reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what went through your mind ?"
The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry".
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now ?"
He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

mountainlion20032003 · 09-07-2007, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brilor

On their 25th anniversary a couple took a second honeymoon at the same hotel.
As they reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what went through your mind ?"
The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry".
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now ?"
He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

LOL! Good one Brilor!

08-26-2007, 12:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
mountainlion20032003 Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: North Dakota! Roaming In Mountainlion Country! Posts: 77,653 Rep Power: 3826	The Italian Honeymoon! After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped in his New York neighborhood barbershop to say hello to his friends. Giovanni said, "Hey, Luigi. How was a da treep?" Luigi said, "Ever'thing was a perfect except for da train a ride down." "What'a you mean, Luigi?" asked Giovanni. "Well, we boarda da train at Grand Centrala Station. My beautifula Virginia had packed a biga basket a food with vino and cigars for a me, and a we were looking a 'forward to da trip. All was OK until we gotta hungry and opened up a da luncha basket. "The conductor came by, wagged his a finger at us and a say, 'No eat in dese'a car. Must'a use'a dining car.' "So, me and my beautiful'a Virginia, we go to dining car, eat a big'a lunch and begin to open'a bottle of vino. Conductor come again, wag his'a finger and say, 'No drink'a in dese'a car. Must'a use'a club'a car.' "So we go to club'a car. While'a drinking vino, I start to light'a my big'a cigar. The conductor, he wag'a his finger again and say, 'No smoke'a in dese'a car. Must'a go to smoker car.' "We go to smoker car and I smoke'a my cigar. Later, my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to sleeper car and'a go to bed. We just about to have'a sex and the conductor, he come'a through car yelling, 'NO-FOLK'A, VIRGINIA!' "Next'a time, Ima driva down!!" __________________

09-07-2007, 07:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
brilor Jokaroo VIP Status Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: In between the devil and the deep blue sea! Posts: 64,362 Rep Power: 3866	On their 25th anniversary a couple took a second honeymoon at the same hotel. As they reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what went through your mind ?" The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry". Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now ?" He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job." __________________ {Thanks Sexy Sadie}