06-11-2008, 09:58 PM
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New drink!
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs", and just a good old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than Alzheimers research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
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06-11-2008, 10:07 PM
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That will mean that unless there is legislation to stop them, bartenders will garner some outrageous tips, from guys who can't normally perform after drinking,or from their girlfriends, but mainly from guys who knowing they aren't going to score, and don't want to leave the bar with a woodie tenting their pants, or guys who have sore wrists,or rough hands, or even worse no hands and no girlfriend.
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06-11-2008, 10:18 PM
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Heaven forbid! Who would have thought of all the complications?!! 
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07-26-2008, 04:11 PM
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That sounds like a challenge to me buddy! If she said something like that to me I'd bite her!!
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