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Old 07-03-2008, 06:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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OK, OK, so it's older than dirt!!
So what!!
I am, too, so deal with it!!!!



1. HER DIARY

Tonight I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong; he said nothing. I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry. On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior. I don't know why he didn't say I love you too. My heart just sank. When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched T.V. He seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed, and to my surprise he responded to my caress and we made love, but I still felt that he was distracted and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.


2. HIS DIARY

I shot the worst round of golf in my life today, but at least I got laid.
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Two things:

1. It's not a problem (so far).
2. I'd rather deal with YOU !!!
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lol Figures... Men stress us out over nothing.
Yes, we often do, but she did it to herself in the joke.
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then don't mention it lol
now that other thing, I like that you mention that lol that would be the DEAL of a lifetime! lol
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