07-04-2008, 12:44 AM
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I Think You're the Father of One of My Kids
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an
attractive woman waving at him.
She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he
can't place where he
knows her from. So he says, 'Do you know me?' To which
she replies, 'I think
you're the father of one of my kids.' Now his mind
travels back to the only
time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says,
'My God, are you the
stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on
the pool table with
all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my
butt with wet celery?'
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your
son's teacher.'
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07-04-2008, 12:47 AM
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I think I want you to be the father of my non-existant future kids lol 
open mouth, insert foot! lol 
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08-31-2008, 11:54 AM
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What?!! You're not certain?!! lol
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08-31-2008, 11:59 AM
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What?!! You're not certain?!! lol
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of what? lol  about you being the father of my not possible future kids? lol oh yes, of that I am %150 certain! lol 
I wuz talkin' about him with the foot in mouth lol  |
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08-31-2008, 12:03 PM
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They appeared to be separate subjects! lol
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08-31-2008, 12:09 PM
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They appeared to be separate subjects! lol
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well ... yes lol they were lol and? lol  |
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08-31-2008, 12:14 PM
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well ... yes lol they were lol and? lol
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and one had nothing to do with the other! lol |
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08-31-2008, 12:35 PM
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and one had nothing to do with the other! lol
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ok ... lol  I missed the "I think" part lol yes, I am certain! lol |
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09-02-2008, 05:28 PM
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Ahhhhh...back in love! lol
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09-02-2008, 05:30 PM
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lmao too funny
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