If Sex Was Sold In A Grocery Store...

[LAWRENCE]

* Men would do a much better job of searching for and clipping
coupons.

* Hookers are renamed "Special Stock Girls."

* If you ever were not "prepared", you could always go to Aisle 8

* There's gonna be confusion over Trix on Aisle 3 and "Tricks" on
Aisle 10.

* Clean up on Aisle 10 would take on a whole new meaning.

* Same with the phrase "Freshness Dating."

* Same with "Buy One, Get One Free."

* No one wants to win the One Millionth Shopper award.

* Paper or Plastic or Rubber?

* Some men would still be in the Express Lane

[squirt]

I'd wanna be a cashier so I could check everyone out! lol

[Iceman]

I had rather be the personnel director so I could check out all new employees....

[squirt]

I could be front end manager lol

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by squirt

I could be front end manager lol

You can practice by managing my front end..lol

[squirt]

would that make me the Receiver, too? lol

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by squirt

would that make me the Receiver, too? lol

You might get so much meat that you would think that you were the meat case...lol

[squirt]

Originally Posted by Iceman

You might get so much meat that you would think that you were the meat case...lol

lmao ... then you'd be the butcher! lol

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by squirt

lmao ... then you'd be the butcher! lol

If I deflowered someone, would I be the florist? lol

[Pixsurguy]

While it's true that they don't SELL sex at a grocery store, it has more sex going on than in a 14 year old boy's pervy little mind.

I worked in grocery stores as a bagger, stocker, checker, and visiting McCormick salesman. There's sexy stuff going on all the time. For example:

What a great set of melons.
Nice hunk of meat you have there bud.
Bet that's soft, squishy & wet.
That's a great looking cucumber and I bet it'll fill your needs.

Also, no women on earth are hornier than the ones who work in a grocery meat department. They make nurses look like permanent virgins! !