a one way ticket to hell ... - Page 12

longwalker · 09-27-2009, 08:57 PM

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Huh?!

**squirt** · 09-27-2009, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by longwalker

Huh?!

Never ending story lol happily ever after is "an ending" lol

longwalker · 09-27-2009, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by squirt

Never ending story lol happily ever after is "an ending" lol

I know, just being a brat!

**squirt** · 09-27-2009, 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by longwalker

I know, just being a brat!

you're very good at it! lol

longwalker · 09-28-2009, 06:42 PM

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you're very good at it! lol

It's my dark side.

**squirt** · 09-28-2009, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by longwalker

It's my dark side.

that's the side I submit to lol

longwalker · 09-28-2009, 07:01 PM

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that's the side I submit to lol

Lay face down on that table and feet on the floor!

**squirt** · 09-28-2009, 08:45 PM

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Lay face down on that table and feet on the floor!

*keeps my feet flat on the floor as I bend over and lay face down on the table, my heart already pounding ... *

longwalker · 09-29-2009, 08:04 PM

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*keeps my feet flat on the floor as I bend over and lay face down on the table, my heart already pounding ... *

You feel saturated as I gently probe, letting my fingers dance...

**squirt** · 10-15-2009, 09:52 PM

Ways Hell is Better Than Your Job

14. Your coffee stays hot all day!

13. Never have to look very far to find the legal department

12. In hell, you *know* who drank your Coke in the fridge - Satan!

11. 30% fewer "Dilbert" cartoons in the break room

10. In hell, that devil-may-care attitude of yours comes in handy

9. You get to spend more time with your spouse now

8. No more wondering if the boss hates you

7. Riding to work in a hand basket beats the hell out of public transportation

6. Hourly dunks in searing pools of molten lava actually quite invigorating

5. Surfing porno sites all day scores *major* points with the boss!

4. Your office: One free stale donut every Friday
Hell: One brutal mutilation of a "Full House" cast member every Friday

3. Your job? Suit and tie. Hell? Pitchforks and attitude, Baby!

2. Ferocious reptilian demons can appreciate a good dirty joke now and then without threatening a sexual harassment complaint

1. Microwave popcorn -- without leaving your cubicle!

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squirt Super Moderator Join Date: May 2004 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 355,740 Rep Power: 8572	Ways Hell is Better Than Your Job 14. Your coffee stays hot all day! 13. Never have to look very far to find the legal department 12. In hell, you know who drank your Coke in the fridge - Satan! 11. 30% fewer "Dilbert" cartoons in the break room 10. In hell, that devil-may-care attitude of yours comes in handy 9. You get to spend more time with your spouse now 8. No more wondering if the boss hates you 7. Riding to work in a hand basket beats the hell out of public transportation 6. Hourly dunks in searing pools of molten lava actually quite invigorating 5. Surfing porno sites all day scores major points with the boss! 4. Your office: One free stale donut every Friday Hell: One brutal mutilation of a "Full House" cast member every Friday 3. Your job? Suit and tie. Hell? Pitchforks and attitude, Baby! 2. Ferocious reptilian demons can appreciate a good dirty joke now and then without threatening a sexual harassment complaint 1. Microwave popcorn -- without leaving your cubicle!