a one way ticket to hell ...

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Originally Posted by Pixsurguy

Sweety, you said a mouthfull. hehehehe

not yet, but I'm working on it ... lol

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[mountainlion20032003]

Originally Posted by squirt

A few women were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said, "My husband just won't go to church with me, I think he's going to go to Hell."

This led to talk around the table and it was generally agreed that, for one reason or another, all the husbands were going to end up in Hell.

So, then the housewives started speculating about themselves. One woman said, "I try to be good - I'm sure I'll make it to Heaven."

Another one said "No, I did this bad thing, I won't make it unless I mend my ways, I better start soon."

At this point they noticed that one of the ladies (the only single women in the group, and a blonde, mind you) wasn't saying anything. They turned to her and said, "You're such a nice lady, surely you'll be going to Heaven?"

She says, "No way! In fact, first thing in the morning, I'm going to buy me a ticket straight to Hell!"

They were shocked and asked, "Why??"

"Well, you don't expect me to live in a world without men, do you??!?"

Smart Lady! LOL!

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I like her too! lol

[mountainlion20032003]

Originally Posted by squirt

I like her too! lol

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roflmfao ... great add, ML ... thank you!

[mountainlion20032003]

Originally Posted by squirt

roflmfao ... great add, ML ... thank you!

You are very welcome my pleasure! I guess this one is the Bus to Hell! LOL!

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Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003

You are very welcome my pleasure! I guess this one is the Bus to Hell! LOL!

lmfao ... goin' nowhere fast! lmao

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