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Old 08-23-2008, 01:25 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A few women were sitting around the table talking, and the subject turned to their husbands. One lady said, "My husband just won't go to church with me, I think he's going to go to Hell."

This led to talk around the table and it was generally agreed that, for one reason or another, all the husbands were going to end up in Hell.

So, then the housewives started speculating about themselves. One woman said, "I try to be good - I'm sure I'll make it to Heaven."

Another one said "No, I did this bad thing, I won't make it unless I mend my ways, I better start soon."

At this point they noticed that one of the ladies (the only single women in the group, and a blonde, mind you) wasn't saying anything. They turned to her and said, "You're such a nice lady, surely you'll be going to Heaven?"

She says, "No way! In fact, first thing in the morning, I'm going to buy me a ticket straight to Hell!"

They were shocked and asked, "Why??"

"Well, you don't expect me to live in a world without men, do you??!?"
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Old 08-23-2008, 01:26 AM   #2 (permalink)
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they should send him to Hell, Michigan. I am sure me and the Ice-cream Scooper from survivor would get him the right ticket to heaven!
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Paradise, Michigan!
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Old 08-23-2008, 01:28 AM   #3 (permalink)
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him? lol SHE can't live in a world without men lol
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there is lots of men in Paradise for the Lady!
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not if they all go to Hell! lol
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everyone knows the secret about Paradise!
I am sure the guys might even love the secret!
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I don't! lol
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