Nice Things About Being A Man......

mountainlion20032003 · 09-06-2008, 11:20 PM

1- Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.

2- Your orgasms are real. Always.

3- Your last name stays put.

4- The garage is all yours.

5- Wedding plans take care of themselves.

6- You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.

7- Car mechanics tell you the truth.

8- You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.

9- Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

10- Same work, more pay.

11- Wrinkles add character.

12- You don't have to leave the room to make emergency
Crotch adjustments.
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sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 09-06-2008, 11:22 PM

I love being a dude!

Huggies · 09-07-2008, 01:00 AM

Well seems they are just about all right hun..lol.

mountainlion20032003 · 09-07-2008, 04:08 AM

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Originally Posted by sunburstlespaulhero1989

I love being a dude!

Not always a great time being a guy!

mountainlion20032003 · 09-07-2008, 04:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Huggies

Well seems they are just about all right hun..lol.

Right on the money as usual Doll!

sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 09-07-2008, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003

Not always a great time being a guy!

I have known that for years and heard others complain!

mountainlion20032003 · 09-07-2008, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by sunburstlespaulhero1989

I have known that for years and heard others complain!

It's ok most of the time until things don't go right!

sunburstlespaulhero1989 · 09-07-2008, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mountainlion20032003

It's ok most of the time until things don't go right!

I have seen the good, bad, and ugly many times!

honestpoet · 09-08-2008, 12:16 AM

Touche, Doug! Been There, Done That.

mountainlion20032003 · 09-08-2008, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by sunburstlespaulhero1989

I have seen the good, bad, and ugly many times!

That's a great movie! I own it on DVD!

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